How to Eat a Meatball, by Marshall Woodside

Step 1: Attempt to eat it with a utensil, such as a spoon.

Step 2: If Step 1 fails, shove it in your mouth.

Step 3: If Step 2 is not successful, inspect meatball to question why it is not fitting in your mouth.

Step 4: Speak to the meatball. Say things like "gaaa" and "daaa" and "baaa."

Step 5: After your conversation, gently place meatball back in mouth to attempt consumption.

Step 6: Forget manners and inhale the thing!